Hello, long time listener, first time caller.I'm using my first post to the message board to ask a favour. I got engaged on friday and I can hardly contain my excitement. I even told my future wife, in a fit of giddyness that 'I love you so much I could.....poo my pants'! As you can guess she was a little taken aback. I'd like to continue to make her feel as though she's said yes to the local care in the community bloke by sending her strange pics or gifs showing how much I love here in different ways. For example... 'I love you so much I could....burst my splean' As I have no talent in this department could anybody help me?
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:13,
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photoshoppingis a piece of piss.
just look at some of the dickheads on here!
go on give it a go :)
(just look at some of the dickheads on here!
go on give it a go :)
mnb098mnb used to be here,
Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:15,
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HonestlyI have trouble staying inside the lines when I'm colouring in!
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:18,
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so do wethats why we cut it all out and stick it together, try practicing with magazines first!
:)
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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble,
Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:24,
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Ha ha ha,I love cutting pictures out of magazines...especially pictures of Carol Smiley which I stick on my wall, with a few candles and bits of her hair.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:27,
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yeah me too.but I do it with letters and post the result to Carol Smiley asking her to stop, for the love of god, stop. You know - that sort of thing.
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame,
Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:29,
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did you see "murder in mind" last nightNeil Morrisey was quite good as a stalker but the end was abit naff, I would've cut his hand off to get out of the handcuffs and dump him in the quarry
( thebear is thebear,
Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:31,
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Missed that 'cos I waswasting my life watching that 'commander' bollocks, aka '2nd rate prime suspect'
( witchy is covered in BEES,
Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:35,
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Who cares,Harry Hill was fantastic.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:42,
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as always.i read his book last month. it's utter gibberish. excellent :)
( mnb098mnb used to be here,
Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:51,
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Yeah,Last night saw the return of Stouffer.
What is he?
A cat!
What Colour is he?
BLue!
How many lives does he have?
Less than ten!
(What is he?
A cat!
What Colour is he?
BLue!
How many lives does he have?
Less than ten!
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:53,
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For some reasonwe didn't watch that and I dunno why!
( witchy is covered in BEES,
Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:51,
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You should have,Its brilliant.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:53,
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congratulations"poo in the pants"
sounds like a job for Captain Bovine, superhero.
(sounds like a job for Captain Bovine, superhero.
thebear is thebear,
Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:16,
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I'veposted that image about 15 times in the last 5 days. I'm just waiting for people to start throwing things at me.
( gracielou,
Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:31,
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Possiblyprojectile vomit.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:36,
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Stop posting pictures from your family album!sorry, so, so sorry
thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl,
Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:29,
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Those would be femine wilesI told you they don't work on me.
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl,
Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:38,
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What aboutFeminine Whales?
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:45,
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phwoarthat is all
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl,
Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:47,
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/weakensOh, go on then, here, blow...
*hands tissue*
(*hands tissue*
thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl,
Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:47,
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I could buy you chocolate, when you get to the UK?/resorts to standard technique when faced with upset female
thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl,
Mon 17 Feb 2003, 11:12,
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hide yourselfin a darkened box and eat nothing but corn (you may need to get a friend to force feed you this)
bingo! before long you'll have internal organs popping all over the place
(bingo! before long you'll have internal organs popping all over the place
munkt0n,
Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:18,
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cut a hole in the back of amicrowave oven, insert most external organ.
2 mins on maximum should do it.
(2 mins on maximum should do it.
Kamikazee Killmouse,
Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:24,
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I'm thinkingwhy not use all the fluff from under my bed to make a lovely portrait of her, in a blue peter style (I know that it should be pasta shapes, but hey).
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:29,
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thread jackmay be some help anyway. what stuff do people use to search for images ? other than google's image search?
thanks smanks ... armitage ...
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:22,
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thanks smanks ... armitage ...
Words are my specialty! Tell her:I love you so much I may let you live...even if you find something while digging in the backyard?
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:29,
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I did once tell her"I may sound like I'm kidding, but if you leave me I'll hunt you down and kill you" then I continued to make her a nice cup of tea and some toast!
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:37,
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*backs away slowly until round the corner then scarpers swiftish*
( witchy is covered in BEES,
Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:39,
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be careful... you don't want to scare her away!(she'll get police protection and a restraining order...)
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:39,
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