I stopped all illegal drugs* 7 years ago when I started in accountancy.
I needed the numbers to stay still.
I only ever smoked dope anyway, hardly a hardcore drug
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:11,
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As I am fond of saying to the wife.
I don't care if they call you senior finance director and you are responsible for a £13m fund. You are still a fucking bean counter ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:15,
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Happy to be a bean counter. It's better than my previous job titles.
Admin monkey.
Bar skivvy.
Laboratory bitch.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:17,
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