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# I got 40 dried grams of mushrooms through the post this morning. I am very very happy with this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Drugs are bad m'kay?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Funghi Porcini?
or shitake?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# You lucky bitch.
Where from?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# probably best if I gaz you it, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Oh aye.
And ta. I haven't had mushrooms since manwife's 25th birthday a couple of years back, and a lovely time was had by all. He found nirvana, I found the top of the stairs HILARIOUS for some reason, and it was also the first time he met my dad.

'...is he really that shape?'

'...yes.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)
# how did your dad respond?
I had my mum discover a bag of mdma under my bed whilst i was home over christmas. after I explained it wasn't cocaine she was suprisingly ok with it. after the obligatory, drugs are bad and I worry stuff.

Last time i had mushrooms was summer, I had mushroom chocolates. 6 pieces for £15. My experiences of mushroom chocolate have always been underwhelming so i had all 6 pieces at once.


I nearly didn't come back.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I told my dad we were stoned
He and my mum laughed at us and then went away. Apparently on the drive home he informed her we were on mushrooms. Can't get anything past my dad.

Chocolate?! That sounds interesting. I had one cup of coffee (could still taste them) and then one cup of hot ribena made with the jiuce, with approximately half juice, half ribena. COULD STILL TASTE IT.

Gah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# not a mushroom fan?
www.erowid.org/plants/mushrooms/mushrooms_prep1.shtml

erowid's got these recipes. I fucking hate mushrooms usually. I think lady woman is making a risotto with them ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Ooooooooooh
I like NORMAL mushrooms. I've just never found hallucinogenic ones that taste of anything other than Satan's undercarriage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# shiitake?
er...mindpiissake?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Liberty cap mushrooms grow in the fields around my parents house.
I used to help mates pick them when I was a teenager, but I personally wouldn't touch them with a bargepole.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I'm too scared to pick my own.
I just KNOW I'll end up making myself some lovely fly agaric tea and giving birth to my own heart or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I just hate the idea of having a bad trip
I have freaky dreams anyway, so acid/shrooms are probably not a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I had bad trips on acid.
But never on mushrooms.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I had some cracking bad trips
on acid in the 80's but considering the coke and k I used to do concurrently I deserved it.. I definitely had a year that I shouldn't have survived.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# that sounds like my last year.
my house mate went to a festival in belgium over summer and had a proper bad trip, decided he was in a war zone in serbia. not speaking french no one could help him either.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I stopped all illegal drugs* 7 years ago when I started in accountancy.
I needed the numbers to stay still.


I only ever smoked dope anyway, hardly a hardcore drug
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# As I am fond of saying to the wife.
I don't care if they call you senior finance director and you are responsible for a £13m fund. You are still a fucking bean counter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Happy to be a bean counter. It's better than my previous job titles.
Admin monkey.

Bar skivvy.

Laboratory bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Haha :D
You should take a stroll around the fields of Surrey sometime. I once came back with a carrier bag half-full of liberty caps.

Mmm-mmm :)
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)
# OMG drugz!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Nice chap
meets nasty cap:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# LOLMG Druqs!
Pick your own boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)