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# rush of blood into throbbing vascular pump of member on male human body
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Hasty retreat to avoid inappropriate physical penetration
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# steady but fast up/downwards motion with limb fastened to earlier mentioned member connected to male body
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Forceful ejection of stomach contents resulting from emotional disgust
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# *urinating*
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Disassociation of self from an increasingly awkward social exchange
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# uplifting emotional senses protruding good spirit and merit from entertaining occasions of outrageous sex acts with total stranger
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Strong desire to vigorously cleanse self, preferably with powerful solvents
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Perpetual desire to rinse nutsacks with back of largest muscle in human body
whilst pooping
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Feelings of intense disgust targeted at a fellow member of the human race
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Sudden and abrupt awakening from a state of total psychic blindness, followed by strong feelings of fear and grief
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Desire to exploit emotional state for achievement of sexual gratification
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Sudden prolapse of anal region
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)