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c_kick / S.R.A.A. / hnldesign
one of the last cockmasters of the universe

This is where I produce my AAA+ class crap:

And this is me, being retarded aka my normal self:

Claim to fame: The Record-Store Cats

Check them here

I used to be on worth1k.

Being the proud B3tard that I am, I live in Utrecht, in the heart of the Netherlands (you know, next to the third reich). Amongst other things, I enjoy designing stuff and photographing things.

On designing, the only programs I use for all my b3ta work: Photoshop and Imageready. Frame by frame, moving, rotating... it's much like stop motion animating only without the scissors..
Recently, for the more complicated animations (such as the crab and the transformers) I began using After Effects. For obvious reasons.

On the note of music, I'm a very big fan of Bent and lots of other electronica/disco shite. Procol Harum is on the top of my oldies list.

Some icons I made

family guy:



Stupidest FP ever (I do agree) - bestowed upon me by Urbane Legend

Prof UnderCover awarded me the Iron Rob! SCHNELL!

Bilbobarneybobs awarded me this:

The freebs gold pawprint for services to animation.

All thanks to the scared pandabear I made.

I won Cock Tuesday!

I'm officially the gangplank on the ship of fools. I think gangplanks are essential.

Barryheadwound's testimonial on me: (of which I am quite proud)

"He consisntently and reliably makes high quality images, sticks to generally accepted guidance about board behaviours, and hence has significantly more leeway in his activities.
It's called a double standard. It's rather common on internet forums. Get used to it."

Probably the funniest story I read on b3ta http://www.b3ta.com/board/7814015

My mong heroes:

more on them here:

http://www.b3ta.com/board/8020845 - quite a spectacular one, I must say

Look, I made a hypothetical goatse movie intro:

Which I subsequently transformed into a well acclaimed Ben Folds video

Recent front page messages:

To commemorate, here's a manual from the archives

(Thu 25th May 2023, 8:20, More)

Hands off the table please, gentlemen
Click for bigger (359 kb)
(Wed 2nd Mar 2022, 10:06, More)

"Vlad.. Vladimir... please. Vladimir. Can you please stop doing that... Vladimir. Come on... Vlad?"

(Tue 8th Feb 2022, 23:15, More)

I believe this nation should commit itself

(Tue 25th May 2021, 11:17, More)


(Sat 12th Oct 2019, 19:09, More)

"Sorry you cut out after 'Joseph of Arimathea', can you repeat?"

(Wed 24th Oct 2018, 13:50, More)

You daft bugger

Nearing 100 covers made, over here

(Mon 22nd Oct 2018, 21:58, More)


(Thu 26th Jul 2018, 11:28, More)

A Foot-and-Mouth Disease Classic

(Wed 25th Jul 2018, 12:24, More)


(Tue 24th Jul 2018, 14:24, More)


Heere's floofy!
(Tue 17th Jul 2018, 16:08, More)

I've been catching up on my reading

Click for bigger (139 kb)

(Tue 10th Jul 2018, 13:42, More)

I don't know in which challenge to submit this. Went for Guns.

(Thu 26th Jul 2012, 8:36, More)

(Mon 12th Sep 2011, 13:23, More)

Mutual UnderstandingTennis - Men's finals

(Fri 24th Jun 2011, 14:08, More)

hullo board!

(Fri 17th Jun 2011, 11:21, More)

Knock knock

(Wed 2nd Feb 2011, 15:58, More)

I got a new shirt

Dyslexics of the world: UNTIE!
(Tue 17th Aug 2010, 11:27, More)


(Fri 2nd Jul 2010, 10:11, More)

(Wed 4th Nov 2009, 12:15, More)

What does he look like?

Fully endorsed by XLVII. I did this for a greeting card (hopefully it gets picked for printing).
Vote here! (dutch, but just rate it using the star-thingie)

(Tue 3rd Feb 2009, 14:09, More)

I have it

Ooh, and I made a musicthingie
(Fri 16th Jan 2009, 11:02, More)

I told him a million times not to go there

(Fri 28th Nov 2008, 12:31, More)


wallpaper-ish size
(Wed 26th Nov 2008, 8:23, More)

oh gosh, hi!

(Mon 15th Sep 2008, 10:30, More)

The Olympic Tiananmen Tank Badger Highjumping!
bet they get their medal this year

(Mon 11th Aug 2008, 14:45, More)

so they're not allowed??
Yay! The 500th image I made for b3ta!!

(Thu 26th Jun 2008, 13:47, More)

yay! back with a funny ip url

edit: this is my first and (hopefully) only ever b3ta crosspost! how odd
(Tue 3rd Jun 2008, 15:28, More)


(Tue 22nd Apr 2008, 12:08, More)

Psst, Thomas.. come here

click for better qual
(Mon 18th Feb 2008, 16:30, More)

karma karma karma
www.totalleh.com - click to visit
(Tue 22nd Jan 2008, 12:17, More)

www.totalleh.com - click to visit
the original puppet set-up isn't mine, fyi
(Thu 17th Jan 2008, 13:15, More)

I'm the only gay crab on this beach

Now with sound and more gay ballet moves
& shamelessly plugging my latest track
(Thu 10th Jan 2008, 16:44, More)

i r copycat?
www.totalleh.com - click to visit

credit to dave teh hat for the idea! *fears teh spang*
(Fri 21st Dec 2007, 12:11, More)

You want to make her,.. Suicide Goat
b3ta.hnldesign.nl - click to visit
(Thu 29th Nov 2007, 13:46, More)

oh why not
b3ta.hnldesign.nl - click to visit
(Wed 28th Nov 2007, 19:28, More)

I was just filming my city's pride and joy ...

Click here for Youtube version
(Thu 22nd Nov 2007, 12:17, More)

short draft

sorry for size
(Tue 13th Nov 2007, 16:05, More)


(Sat 10th Nov 2007, 16:44, More)

(Mon 29th Oct 2007, 13:22, More)

Nobody f*cks with the Jesus

(Tue 23rd Oct 2007, 15:09, More)

ah, ze new toys hav arrived!

(Wed 10th Oct 2007, 11:55, More)

mwore beehr plzeaze

(Wed 19th Sep 2007, 22:07, More)

znozthr pinzt offz ghui*hic*hinnuhzz

come on, we all know someone like this don't we?
you know, in the pub.. nude

(Tue 18th Sep 2007, 19:14, More)

Quite disturbing footage

(Mon 10th Sep 2007, 22:44, More)

Big Friendly Giant you say?
more like one giant, smoking & littering twunt

click for full
(Wed 22nd Aug 2007, 10:02, More)

Scientists soon agreed
something was rotten in Shit Creek, Namibia

(Tue 31st Jul 2007, 13:47, More)

Man Hole Cat

(Mon 30th Jul 2007, 13:36, More)

easter greetings

(Thu 26th Jul 2007, 13:41, More)

(Thu 28th Jun 2007, 18:46, More)

omg I'm stuck and that ATAT's coming!

(Thu 7th Jun 2007, 15:53, More)

I told you before; war and fluff... is not teh mix

(Mon 14th May 2007, 14:17, More)


incidently, this is my 310th animation for b3ta, and - finally- my 1000th post! (twunting lurker..)
(Mon 23rd Apr 2007, 11:54, More)

I couldn't resist, Zak :)

blabla I'll burn in hell and such
(Wed 4th Apr 2007, 15:09, More)


(Thu 15th Feb 2007, 21:08, More)

the bbc deemed Paxman worthy of a cat on the head

look at him, being all happy and emotional
(Sun 21st Jan 2007, 11:24, More)


(Mon 18th Dec 2006, 15:51, More)

A tornado? In London??

(Thu 7th Dec 2006, 21:43, More)

they're so good, i put my headphones on 'em

(Mon 4th Dec 2006, 19:52, More)

Panda's... bunch of pansies..

Clicketh for the hi-res version (1+ mb or summin)
(Mon 13th Nov 2006, 22:56, More)

It's Jimmy Carr! badum badum badum

Never before did it took me so long to create something for b3ta
Click here for hi-res version
(Tue 24th Oct 2006, 20:57, More)

It's about time
to introduce the DJ!

Those Ethiopians are ace!
(Sat 21st Oct 2006, 22:23, More)


(Mon 9th Oct 2006, 10:58, More)

stop wrecking the store, you twunt

argh! too much frames! boo! sorry for the quality..
(Mon 2nd Oct 2006, 21:34, More)

It failed due to lack of high score

my latest project
(Fri 29th Sep 2006, 10:42, More)


my condolances to the family, Steve was a great guy
(Mon 4th Sep 2006, 14:43, More)

As the late Angry Pierre would say: another!

(Sat 12th Aug 2006, 17:47, More)

It's raining cats and dogs

though mostly cats
(Mon 31st Jul 2006, 13:13, More)

Ever wondered how Persian cats get their distinctive features?

Nowadays they use glue to keep the face in shape..
(Sun 30th Jul 2006, 12:14, More)

Steve turning to hardcore
had me worried for a while..

Previous: 1 2 3
(Tue 25th Jul 2006, 15:55, More)

Cats are crap drivers

these are actually my 2 cats. And yes, they love shoeboxes..
(Mon 24th Jul 2006, 20:34, More)

The desert is a dangerous place, Duckie

(Fri 21st Jul 2006, 14:32, More)

mnnggg ngggg *oe*

(Fri 26th May 2006, 0:35, More)

Tom the Muncher

(Sun 23rd Apr 2006, 15:54, More)

go to sleep fool!

(Tue 18th Apr 2006, 21:30, More)

et maintenant, I ouill eat myselfue
oui. it became self-aware

(Wed 5th Apr 2006, 14:51, More)

sacre bleu!

(Tue 4th Apr 2006, 16:02, More)

discovery of the b3tavirus

(Thu 16th Mar 2006, 15:28, More)

unknown fact #092
he hated geese

(Fri 17th Feb 2006, 16:05, More)

I'm gonna play you a song you can't refuse

(Wed 15th Feb 2006, 17:51, More)

safer bubbleplants

(Mon 13th Feb 2006, 22:09, More)


sir, I thought you said bubblegun, sir!
(Thu 2nd Feb 2006, 20:59, More)

most people never knew
he was a gifted banjo player

(Thu 13th Oct 2005, 14:26, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Guilty Pleasures, part 2

The Amazing 'Pok Pok'
This is something which requires extreme body control, and it is certainly something to try
at home, when no one's around. Prefferably when you just finished showering..

It's basically the technique of slamming your manly bit against your lower belly, but with an
added difficulty: the challenge is to make it slap your underbelly TWICE in ONE swing:
Your member should NOT land in its 'hanging' position in between slaps.
It all comes down to thrusting your body forward right after the first slap, or 'pok'
which induces a second 'pok'. Hence the name.

For optimal results, it needs to be half-erect. You know, the state in which it is when
it's not fully erect, but it sure has 'grown'..

When properly executed, it will make you proud of your physical control!
(Fri 14th Mar 2008, 13:16, More)

» Guilty Pleasures, part 2

Poo or Fart
classic game. Best done alone though, especially when you lose
(Fri 14th Mar 2008, 14:21, More)

» Happy 10th Birthday B3ta

I remember when this was all about:blanks
Happy birthday b3ta, thanks for making me feel accepted
(Mon 12th Sep 2011, 10:33, More)

» Pathological Liars

"Oh, my uncle..."
I did know someone - in the times of teh puberty, when some felt the need to prove themselves, to belong to a group - who always told 'relevant' stories about members of his family. So whenever we discussed, say for instance, an action movie with, say, Schwarzenegger, this guy would always interrupt the conversation saying that he had an uncle who 'lived in the tropics', and 'had similar fights with local guerrila troops'. Ofcourse, this sort of thing would have boosted him up in the ranks of coolness, where it not that he kept doing it so often and with such exaggerated, over the top stories, that we had calculated him to having 48 uncles, 9 grandfathers and 52 nephews. All of which were ,at some point in there life, in the navy, the army, the secret service, dealt coke, growed papaver in afghanistan, shook hands with the queen, served under patton in italy, and so forth.

I believe we confronted him with the statistics we had accumulated over the years. I can't remember if it made an impact, though he never told the stories again.
(Fri 30th Nov 2007, 8:40, More)