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# When she dies I'm going to take a dump.
This will be my tribute.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:02, archived)
# When she dies I'm going to have a party.
Please come round and show all my normal friends that b3tans are as weird as they suspect.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Why did you reply to MY comment to prove B3tans are weird. >:(
Dicklips
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Does that mean if I lick my lips it shall be pr0n?
*does so*

And I don't know, because I harbour secret loves for you. Secret sticky loves.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Noes!
You cannot have sticky loves for HIM!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)
# And why not?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Because he's not good enough for you.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)
# AWWWWW
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Viscous and sticky.
I'll go get my mask then.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:08, archived)
# EXCELLENT.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# You have IRL friends?
WTF?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)
# I know, shameful, innit?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)
# They all bring over their PCs and talk via a LAN.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:08, archived)
# I want to do that
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Why?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Because he's incredibly sad.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)
# I suspected as much.
To be fair, when I was in student houses I did quite regularly talk to people over msn who were a matter of metres away.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:31, archived)
# its not that i don't like talking to them.
its just easier, and if i'm typing something, i can change it before i send it, unlike with speach.
Also they speak more, and i can't link irl.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Call me old fashioned, but I normally prefer talking to someone face to face.
I was just lazy.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:35, archived)
# ^this.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# You need to track down the works of a band called Hefner
Who did an outstanding song called 'The Day Thatcher Dies', it starts off 'We will laugh, the day Thatcher dies. Although we all know it's not right'.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:08, archived)
# and YOU need to track down a band called Sockeye.
They've just classic songs as:

"Poop and George"
"Tittyfuck a Coalminer"
and
"Buttfuck Your Own Face".
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# It is right.
It is right and it is proper.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)