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# The missionary got lost in the forest, and all the inuit people laughed at him.
'How could you get lost in the forest?' they said.

I got an A for writing an essay comparing this to someone getting lost in a supermarket.

edit: now that I think about it, it was about getting lost in the perfume section of a department store.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)
# hmm
"It's all made of trees that look exactly the same, and by the way, I just got lost for several hours in a forest that's freezing cold and full of dangerous animals, I'm not in the mood to be laughed at right now you hateful igloo-dwelling shit" was the reply I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I think it was more "thank fuck you found me".
There's no point getting indignant to a group of people you've travelled half the earth to win over.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:54, archived)
# trufax
I just reckon even missionaries get a bit narky at times.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Yeah, if I was a missionary I'd totally smack someone in the face with my Bible if they crossed me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# In my head, as I read that,
you were T-rex from dinosaur comics.

edit:
www.qwantz.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# I do read them a lot, some of it would have to rub off somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)