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(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# An Inuit is always an Eskimo
but an Eskimo's not always an Inuit. Inuit is to Eskimo as guppy is to fish.

Call a non Inuit an Inuit for TINY PARKA RAGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:39, archived)
# I knew it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)
# look deep into the parka
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)
# I almost got a parka for this very reason.
Until I realised padded coats aren't really a good idea when you're chumbly.

ALTHOUGH

I'm now 7lb lighter than I was on Weds/Thurs last week, and I've lost 2.5 inches from my waist since December 24th. \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)
# well done you!!
*high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)
# :D if only it was my doing...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# *nudges*
*winks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:46, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8101253
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)
# No, I've not been hungry and am eating only when nagged or forced.
Luckily, everywhere I go there is someone to nag and/or force. My PA is on my case at the moment, she wants me to eat this apple.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# use a straw
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# *begrudgingly bites apple*
DO NOT WANT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)
# *puts arms round waist*
*twice*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# congratulations.
I have a new lady chum and need to reduce my waist and improve my fitness for the enjoyment of her.

Have you done anything in particular or just eat helathier and sometimes do exercise?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I've not been hungry since mid last week.
I wish I knew how.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:48, archived)
# antimatter tapeworm?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I wish I knew, really.
I'm being badgered to go to the doctor, but I can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)
# chiropractic
solves everything
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:52, archived)
# go go go go go go go go
P.s. you have a P.A.? How fancy are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I need to do this
then I can get a lady chum
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)
# As a health facist
and general spoilsport I feel obligied to point out that loosing 7lb in a week is rather unhealthy...

The most you should realisticly and healthily be able to shed in a week is 2-3lb of fat, anything above that tends to result in the loss of lean muscle or is down to dehydration.
The loss of lean muscle leads to a slower metabolism and the easier gain of weight once the diet ends.

Here endith the sermon.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I didn't think, I just thought I thought
Inuit and Eskimo are different types of "Northern wastes type people" rather than one being a subset of another.

Where's Venn when you need him?

P.s. I like to spell it "Esquimaux" and I don't know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:41, archived)
# more Scrabble points
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Not according to Stephen Fry.
THOU SHALT NOT QUESTION STEPHEN FRY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Wikipedia agrees with you (and Stephen)
I therefore retract my absurd claim.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)
# I watched QI last night on Da\ve
And was surprised to find he was wrong about something

My faith has been shaken!
(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)
# he did it on puropse
to make us feel better.

P.s. I bet it wasn't Stephen that was wrong, I bet it was a researcher. He knew they were wrong but wanted to see if the team knew. If the team hadn't found it out he would have gone "Aaaaah.... but REALLY..." and we'd have joyed and glee'd.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Inuit means "We the people".
I can't remember the movie I was watching, but I learned something from film studies.

I think it was something about missionaries.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:47, archived)
# The missionary got lost in the forest, and all the inuit people laughed at him.
"How could you get lost in the forest?" they said.

I got an A for writing an essay comparing this to someone getting lost in a supermarket.

edit: now that I think about it, it was about getting lost in the perfume section of a department store.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)
# hmm
"It's all made of trees that look exactly the same, and by the way, I just got lost for several hours in a forest that's freezing cold and full of dangerous animals, I'm not in the mood to be laughed at right now you hateful igloo-dwelling shit" was the reply I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I think it was more "thank fuck you found me".
There's no point getting indignant to a group of people you've travelled half the earth to win over.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:54, archived)
# trufax
I just reckon even missionaries get a bit narky at times.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Yeah, if I was a missionary I'd totally smack someone in the face with my Bible if they crossed me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# In my head, as I read that,
you were T-rex from dinosaur comics.

edit:
www.qwantz.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# I do read them a lot, some of it would have to rub off somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# I think
Yupik and Inuit are the two main branches of Esquimaux.

(I don't think this, it's another half-remembered semi-fact from TV)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)
# the first frame had me in stitches
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:39, archived)
# we do?!
*starts writing*
does pissing it down count?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)
# pissing it down...
... when you take into consideration all the variants, counts as 8

eg weeing through the rafters
(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)
# ooh
spitting
raining
skypiss
a downpour
torrential rain
heavy rain
light rain
showers
intermittent rain
"The heavens opened"
"tropical rain"
lashing rain
Pissing it down (and variants)
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:59, archived)
# who
calls it 'skypiss'?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)