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# Yes! A biscuit.
That makes it all worthwhile.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# *shakes bag of monkey biscuits*
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Are they biscuits for monkeys,
or monkey shaped biscuits?
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)
# monkey shaped
they contain* dried pineapple, coconut and mango


*and lies
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I'll have one with extra lies please.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# you must be awarded them
for being nice to me.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I'm afraid it'll have to wait, I'm off to the market.
I'd offer you some of the pie I'm making for tea, but I have a funny feeling that's not the kind of niceness you have in mind.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# any niceness can be rewarded
from making me laugh and being polite, right through to making me squeal and being naughty ;)
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Understood.
*adds carrots and cucumbers to shopping list*
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# 0_0
*greases baking sheet*
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)