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# those pesky hummingbirds!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# eww
I really do not like those things...
Edit: "The stick in your ear things doctors use. Not hummingbirds..or animated gifs, or ears for that matter"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# You should hate humming birds.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Ok
I will concede, hummingbirds are bastards as well.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I'm glad that I could spread this knowledge to you.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I am glad you chose me to spread it too
Please have a biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Yes! A biscuit.
That makes it all worthwhile.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# *shakes bag of monkey biscuits*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Are they biscuits for monkeys,
or monkey shaped biscuits?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)
# monkey shaped
they contain* dried pineapple, coconut and mango


*and lies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I'll have one with extra lies please.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# you must be awarded them
for being nice to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I'm afraid it'll have to wait, I'm off to the market.
I'd offer you some of the pie I'm making for tea, but I have a funny feeling that's not the kind of niceness you have in mind.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# any niceness can be rewarded
from making me laugh and being polite, right through to making me squeal and being naughty ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Understood.
*adds carrots and cucumbers to shopping list*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# 0_0
*greases baking sheet*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm
ears...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# what can i say?
i like ears
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# do they have to be attached?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Hmmm
The necklace that every nutjob wants this year..
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# yes
otherwise they are just nasty and cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Someone in the pub on Saturday had a Wire-marana dog (or however you spell it)
and it was eating pig's ears. Its farts were so smelly it stank the pub out and had to be taken home.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# weimaraner
dog farts are rancid.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# it was probably the earless pigs that were farting in terror.
poor dog.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)
# hahaha
tealol
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Ah yes, I remember this now.
I heard that once before.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# it's hardly a secret
it's in my profile
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Well yes
But I can't be arsed to check everybody's profiles every day

...but I see you've finally added a piccie! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# yes
i was being a vampire on my birthday. i should look a lot different on my birthday this year
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Different... how?
Did you sprout an extra limb you're waiting to surprise the board with?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# no
i shall be having a gastric bypass in a couple of months, so i should have lost about 6-8 stones in weight by my birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Please be careful with that, SM.
My cousin had that done a few years ago and her overall health is so much more fragile than it was before she'd lost the weight. Just be sure to get all the information you can on the aftereffects, okay?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# i've been to loads of consultations
with doctors and surgeons, plus i've seen a film about it and looked stuff up on t'interweb.
i'm only getting it done because i have to. i'm waiting for 3 different ops which can't be done until i lose weight. i can't lose weight without more exercise. i can't exercise more without getting these ops. basically, i'm buggered if i don't have it done!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Understood!
I just want you to be careful and do what's best overall for you.

did I earn a biscuit yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# of course!
*hands over golden-brown monkey-shaped deliciousness*
there ya go!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Tasty!
...and thanks!

* curls up at SM's feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)
# *slips shoes off and gasses heffrey*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# * expires
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)