I rolled a dump truck and almost lost my legs.
Racing dumpers in woods is not a good idea!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:00,
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IN THE WOODS?
Why in the woods? Weren't the trees in the way?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:03,
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I was a lumberjack* when I was a young 'un...
We made a circuit through the woods and used to belt around on our de-limited dumpers. Bloody idiots!
*I was an estate manager who cut down broken trees after the 1987 gales, but lumberjack sounds better. : )

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:10,
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they're all of the scary
i was in the site car park very near a river and i didn't like it one little bit, i'm no good at rufty tufty stuff.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:05,
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