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# I still get IDed and I'm nearly 31.
TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT.

They say. It loses its edge after the billionth time, though.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I got IDd for ciggies yesterday.
1. I was wearing a suit.
2. I was carrying car keys (my mum's, but shhh, I still had them)
3. DO I LOOK FUCKING 17?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# VE HAVE TO DO EET SIR
MANY APOLOGY

IS LAW
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# She told me my suit could mean I was in 6th Form.
Now, I went to 6th form just down the road from this Tesco, so I know what all the 6th forms in the area dress like. In my school it was very casual, in the adjoining lads school it was uniform with coloured shirt and in the chav school it was casual.

Never fucking suits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# We wore suits at my sixth form
Mine hung off me like a massive tent, making me look like I was a four foot diametre mound of aggressive muscle.

Stupid body proportions, off the peg shirts still hang off me ridiculously to this day.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# You lucky lucky bugger.
I haven't been asked for ID since I was 30, in San Fransisco. While I sported a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# My point exactly. Number 3, I mean.
How a bloke trundling nicely towards his mid-thirties can take being accused of being a minor as complimentary baffles me somewhat.

It happened to me once when I was buying £80 worth of food. Like. What in the name of fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)