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# If I could phone myself in the past I would tell me to buy some teabags this morning.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# see..
this is exactly the kind of aparently non-invasive, history changing, elementary events that we need to stop before they happen, in advance!

Imagine the consequences!

Tealess, the world is safe!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I'm not sure I could survive in a world without tea.
To hell with the consequences! Where's that timephone?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:30, archived)
# not a world
just a morning, it's for the greater good
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:34, archived)
# "This is your last chance.
After this, there is no turning back. You don't eat the sandwich - the tea ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

You eat the sandwich - you find teabags in the cupboard and I show you how deep the teacup goes."
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:35, archived)
# *Swallows sandwich*
The teacup is approx 4 inches deep.

A disappointing and premature ending
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:39, archived)
# true
but you have changed the future past, forever.. oh wait.. my mobile's ringing!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)
# pfft
you'll never run out of tea if it's that small. you need to get yerself a pint mug
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)
# There is no teaspoon...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:52, archived)