Swap you a bottle of men's stuff then. No, no, I was never confused...It's not the whiteness, it's the crispiness I could do without.
To be honest, it's kcufing ridiculous that the women's bogtries section of the shop is four times the size of the mens, but they still go and buy the men's stuff anyway. Bugger off, it's ours!
(To be honest, it's kcufing ridiculous that the women's bogtries section of the shop is four times the size of the mens, but they still go and buy the men's stuff anyway. Bugger off, it's ours!
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:38,
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Yours is better.However men's body scrub is shit. Best stuff is this shea butter thing that Soap and Glory make, but it'll make you smell like a girl.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:41,
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It's the posh and trendy-dressed immigrants in shopping centres that piss me off.The ones who want to wash your hands with some salty grease from the Dead Sea, try to explain what a fucking miracle it is with some recited script and wonky accent, then hit you up for twenty quid a pot. Just FUCK OFF! I've got SOAP! Look, it says 'antibacterial' and 'moisturising' and other fancy words and costs seventy-nine-fucking-pence! And it doesn't leave me with slimy hands smelling of barren shorelines. Didn't you see Seinfeld where he pointed out people shower to get rid of that smell? What the fuck makes you think you've got a leg to stand on here?
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:00,
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