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[challenge entry] quicky n dirty

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(The front teeth of Omar Sharif Mexico's Greatest Transgender Actoress, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)
# ha ha ha
i bloody hate that stuff! *vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)
# it's shite.
i wear brut...ad posh perfume. and it seems to smell ok.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)
# haha
me too.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# brut or perfume or both?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Brut.
But only from time to time.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)
# do they still make that?
If I sniffed that, it'd whisk me right back to Abergavenny youth club circa 1974.

so keep the damn stuff to yourself
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# You can get it someplaces, but not many.
It's just lovely and old.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# so
am I
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# To be honest
It's the only deo stick that doesn't make me burn. Or leave shittiness on T-shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# AWWW! that sounded so girlie!
just use sure crystal for women. noone will know and you'll have no white marks.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I use Brut deo.
Yehhhhhh baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)
# pwoah. i love teh brut!
i'm gonna have to spray some now and wallow in the smell of it! pwwwwwwwwwoaaaaaaaaah.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I love it too
A mate of mine as a thank you for me designing his website bought me a litre-ish bottle of the stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Swap you a bottle of men's stuff then. No, no, I was never confused...
It's not the whiteness, it's the crispiness I could do without.

To be honest, it's kcufing ridiculous that the women's bogtries section of the shop is four times the size of the mens, but they still go and buy the men's stuff anyway. Bugger off, it's ours!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Yours is better.
However men's body scrub is shit. Best stuff is this shea butter thing that Soap and Glory make, but it'll make you smell like a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# It's the posh and trendy-dressed immigrants in shopping centres that piss me off.
The ones who want to wash your hands with some salty grease from the Dead Sea, try to explain what a fucking miracle it is with some recited script and wonky accent, then hit you up for twenty quid a pot. Just FUCK OFF! I've got SOAP! Look, it says 'antibacterial' and 'moisturising' and other fancy words and costs seventy-nine-fucking-pence! And it doesn't leave me with slimy hands smelling of barren shorelines. Didn't you see Seinfeld where he pointed out people shower to get rid of that smell? What the fuck makes you think you've got a leg to stand on here?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Eeeeeasy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# i use sure
doesnt smell like i've fallen in a pitt of awful manstink and only my feet sweat - i'm strange like that
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Genuinely never heard that before...
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# heh, very true.
It's a sad day when a deodrant needs to attract it's custom via some new-fangled spraying mechanism rather than the simple task of fucking well making it smell half decent.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# i don't want deodorant to smell
i want it to deodorise!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# wash then you fucking tramp ;)
*huggles* ( if you have washed ;))
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)
# today i smell like petrol and ep90 (gearbox oil)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# *huggles*
closer. Mmmm, man smell ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
# *MANHUG*
*PATS ON BACK REALLY HARD*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# HEY
SEE THE FOOTBALL? *backs off looking uncomfortably for beer*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# oh but i don't believe in watching sports
and i don't drink *unless i'm forced to, then i drink till i fall over*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# bloody lesbians.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# sounds like a good porno that.
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Yay!
I wish all men thought like you.
I detest aftershave or any kind of fake perfume on a man. Even perfumed deoderant.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Yay!
i also hold doors open for ladies :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
# \o/
Don't ever stop no matter what.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I have no reason to be rude
but i do ignore people trying to sell me things on the street, normally stare into space, but i do that all the time anyways
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Ahhhh
The smell of teen desperation.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# The old 'Corby bath'
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)
# My favourite aftershave has been marred by the fact that my ex wore it.
So now whenever I smell it I get horny, but also think of him, then feel weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# buy some
then spray it on a sexy passerby. that way, you can think of sexy stranger when you smell it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)
# My mate at work also wears it, and it hasn't helped.
XS for men, if you know it. GOD it does something to me. Either that, or 'man after playing sports or fixing machinery'.

Mmmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I'm Old School and still think
you can turn a girls head with a sensible splashing of Aramis or Pacó Rabanne
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)
# There was a nice one that the Body Shop used to do.
Artemis. But then my dad wore it, so that's out the window.

OH or two-stroke oil. Can't beat a bloke smelling of two stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
# oh please. I have 3 cars a 4x4 pickup ( if I include hers )
and 3 motorbikes One of which I ride off road. I butcher wood for a living. Of course I smell like a man. Especially now, full of beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# :D teach young men please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# old spice!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I said old school.
Not fucking mental ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
# old spice is classy!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I prefer the other one
'Ancient Herbs'
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Mmmm smells like Romane.
Romanes ite Domum mit me please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
# write that 100 times before the sun comes up
or i'll cut your balls off

*is well aware the cap'n has no balls*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# *notes down*
*buys*
*sprays on local tramps*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Is that the Black XS stuff?
Paco Rabanne?

Oops. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# You do smell nice, you do.
Even in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Black XS or just XS?
I'm currently using Black XS, Valentino and DKNY Be Delicious :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Just XS, but the black is lovely too.
I wear Chanel No 5, sometimes Hugo Deep Red. But usually it's Chanel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Sometimes a little too strong I think. The DKNY is quite nicely
understated, but powerful when you're close.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
# *standard repost*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
# hahaha :) SJP's new fragrance?
mine's POUR HOMME though obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I love Chanel because old men adore it.
Not that I want to shag old men, but they get a wistfulness on their faces, and it makes me smile to think I might be bringing back some wonderful memory for them.

PLUS then when I'm naked I'm wearing my Marilyn costume.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# NECRO!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# *snorts*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# i bought my ex fahrenheit
every time he wore it, i dived on him!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
# FOR FUCK SAKE DON'T EVER MEET MY DAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# who says i haven't already?
heheheheh.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# He's where I get it from.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# No doubt the first of many
Nicely done though. Have a discreet wooyay:
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)