The trick is to leave them in the brandy a while before lighting it...
That way they get pissed and don't mind being burned to a crisp.
Hello suspiciously conversant new person...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:34,
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It's OK, he's with me...
We work at adjacent desks so he's seen a lot of B3ta already...
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:38,
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b3ta buddies!
how slightly homoerotic ;p

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:40,
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Oh if only you knew...
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:44,
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Shhhhh!!
...they don't need to know who does what chores...
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Grandma Phone Argh, my squeegally-spooch,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:47,
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