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# Get a sexy manservant
Clearly that is the way to progress.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I would like one of these.
Dressed in a red leather catsuit, preferably.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)
# You sir,
have little taste.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# but can pull a fit emo lad from fifty yards
so who wins, really?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Is that some kind of bar trick?
Evidentally that particular ale must have passed me by.

Plus so could I, providing they were blind and didn't ask me about music.
*sighs forlornly*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# The blind ones can't do their hair properly though :\
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# What
you mean they might accidentally do their hair symmetrically or something?

Plus I wouldn't really be interested in their hair.
*rubs thighs*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# It's the main pulling point for me.
I dumped my last boyfriend because he ran out of hairspray.

not really. But it was a close call for a couple of days.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Well it would be
You can get nice anchorage and everything, push your knee up against the spine. Brilliant.

Hair on a woman would be, boys are all about the tiny shecksee bodies.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)