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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# HEY GUESS WHO'S STILL GOOD
YOU YOU'RE STILL GOOD

HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)
# HELLO HEXY
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I am feeling SHIT :D
Haven't been home since tuesday morning, since I've been playing gigs all over the south of england, I've just returned home to loads of album orders and all I want to do is sleep and sleep, but no, I have to pack CDs. Also, I'm still unwell. WOOHOO BEING A MUSICIAN'S FUCKING PISSEASY BECOME AN ACCOUNTANT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# If you came to Cornwall without telling me
I will pull off your nipples.

That doesn't sound like fun :(
I hope you are feeling better soon sir.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I didn't go THAT far. I extended to about Portsmouth.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Next time, come to Cornwall.
And I want special treatment that doesn't involve sexual bribery.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)
# haha okay, but only if you can get a crowd together, and can direct me to the nearest open mic.
Seriously, if you can get enough people willing to pay for CDs to cover the £40 train ticket there and back plus food(ie. six), and put me up for the night, I will come.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:22, archived)
# My local usually gets quite a good turnout when entertainment is on.
And we always have a spare sofa.
And by "my local" I mean I live a few seconds' walk from the pub. Convenient.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Get a sexy manservant
Clearly that is the way to progress.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I would like one of these.
Dressed in a red leather catsuit, preferably.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)
# You sir,
have little taste.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# but can pull a fit emo lad from fifty yards
so who wins, really?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Is that some kind of bar trick?
Evidentally that particular ale must have passed me by.

Plus so could I, providing they were blind and didn't ask me about music.
*sighs forlornly*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# The blind ones can't do their hair properly though :\
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# What
you mean they might accidentally do their hair symmetrically or something?

Plus I wouldn't really be interested in their hair.
*rubs thighs*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# It's the main pulling point for me.
I dumped my last boyfriend because he ran out of hairspray.

not really. But it was a close call for a couple of days.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Well it would be
You can get nice anchorage and everything, push your knee up against the spine. Brilliant.

Hair on a woman would be, boys are all about the tiny shecksee bodies.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# DIE
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I suggest you die, benjiboy.
What's up?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# seconded

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Absolutely lovely!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Bloody lovely :D
Did you see my reply to www.b3ta.com/board/8111124 this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)
# hahaha
lovely!

HELLO CLANSOUL!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
#
HELLO HEXY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# ooooh thats lovely
she's very pretty :D
beautifully done
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# 'Salright I s'pose...
Bastard talented types. Feck off! I want to do arts!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# this is very nice
and has a weird oily depth to it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Yeah I know some girls like that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Cocking
ACE
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)