Captain Wow
Said the other day about putting Colgate on your chocolate tea towel holder!
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on,
Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:29,
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Could be worse
Could have been her toothbrush
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry,
Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:32,
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