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# :3
I just had a buggerfish of a cramp in my foot.
That was all.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)
# haha
aww :( *massages your foot*
*slowly moves up your leg*
*touches your cock*
*looks up at your face to gauge your reaction*
*backs off*
*feels confused inside*
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Why would you back off after you saw my sex face?
Is it that scary?




D: <-- reasonably accurate ASCII representation of my sex face.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# I... I misunderstood...
I thought you... Oh Pineapple... I... I love you.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# FUCK OFF YOU BUMMER.
:3
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Stop being gay on the interweb!
It's not the place!

;P
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# At least wait till after midnight.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG :'(
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Ok, have a quick bum now and get it out of your system.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Was that an offer?
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Yes. Bend over.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# You say that like I wasn't already.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Hurray!
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)
# have a wank
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Don't need to now.
I've got Hexachordal and Porche fighting over me.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)
# I just want your spicy brains.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)
# I love him for his sense of humour
and his balloonkitties :)
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# :3
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# I believe that is slang for testicles.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)