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# Sorry. :[
I actually thought you meant Kit was senile. I thought the story would end, like, he forgot he had a cat or something. ;p

Smokey is a cunt. I don't know why, but I think that is the best sentence I have read in a while. x]
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Smokey is my cat.
I don't mean like Smokey the Bear. I'm sure he's ace.
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I figured.
But Smokey the Bear is not ace. He came to my school. Some kid (I think it was either Kyle or Matt) Ran up behind him (he was standing at the entrance to the caf) and just jumped up and unzipped his back!
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# BEARS DO NO HAVE ZIPSES
WHAT THE FUDGE.
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW
IT WAS CONFUSING! He ran away to the bathroom, then!
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)