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# there you are!
i didn't get a chance to ask you properly before you left last night but, seeing as you have a ship's cat, can i be the ship's figurehead? all i'd have to do is cling there, looking wooden, while drunken sailors leer at my chebs. it's perfect for me!
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Fuck yeah, course you can.
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)
# *glees*
yay! i'm a figurehead! sailors, startb your leering!
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)
# *revs up leering engine*
I can do 0 to rowdy cat call in 3 seconds flat in this thing.
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)
# why, sir,
you're leering at a grade 6 level!
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I'm only stopping by, but I think I can manage a quick leer.
*leers*
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# heheheh
i'm always up for a quickie ;)
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)