How about a compromise?
Put a 4-pack of Scrumpy Jack in their lunchbox.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:14,
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that would be fun to trade at lunchtime
having been to school in the west country i can vouch to brining alcohol to school on a handful of occasions.
Mind, our older brother used to do bong hits at the back of class, so he wins...
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Cardlinger is not a deviant sexual term,
Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:18,
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