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# the telly ads made me do it, the power of advertising
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# hehehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)
# I still swear that Nesquik use a rabbit as their character
Because the cereal looks like rabbit shit.

THAT'S MY THEORY, AND I'M FUCKING STICKING TO IT.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# hahahha
the clusters look even more like fresh droppings! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Haha.
IT HAS BEEN PROVEN!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Great after school
Apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# *twitches*
*clenches a fist*

If I see that advert again, I might have to kill a nearby animal.

Which is good, because my cat is being a fucking dick.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# iii know!
It's just giving kids another excuse to be annoying and fat!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)
# There are a lot of things that are tasty after school.
WHAT ABOUT FRUIT, YOU EVER FUCKING THINK OF THAT, YOU FUCKING SHIT PARENTS?

IT WILL TASTE THE SAME BEFORE OR AFTER SCHOOL.
WHY NOT PUT SOME FUCKING FRUIT IN THEIR LUNCH, THAT WAY THEY WONT GROW UP TO THINK THAT THE ONLY SOURCE OF FOOD IS CHOCOLATE FLAVOUR CEREAL.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# How about a compromise?
Put a 4-pack of Scrumpy Jack in their lunchbox.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# that would be fun to trade at lunchtime
having been to school in the west country i can vouch to brining alcohol to school on a handful of occasions.

Mind, our older brother used to do bong hits at the back of class, so he wins...
(I helped save b3ta! Cardlinger is not a deviant sexual term, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
# i hate that ad
but the kid looks happy with his bowl of arse gravy.

must dash, doing that i forgot to put my veg in, porky will be incinerated by the time they've done.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# There is apparently one or more sequels to 2 girls 1 cup
but I can't find them without giving my address to some dodgy porn site(s) :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Don't know what's more disturbing
The fact that there are sequels or the fact that you've looked for them!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)
# I wasn't looking for them
I was just interested when I heard!
I'm a very curious little girl.

Though in the process of attempting to access them I did find the campest, more bizarrely overacted 'reaction' video ever. He was actually screaming and sobbing hysterically, but it was on a swish website that obviously had a big fanbase.

Not what I'd call interesting, but each to their own. I'm the one curious about shit-eating videos *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Well, could be worse
I just sat through the most disturbing video I've ever seen in my life just because my mate dared me to.

Is there a more fearsome acronym than BME?
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# What's that?
*curiouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# I'm still pretty shaken up
So I don't know if I want to talk about it! It basically involves men treating their bits very badly with the contents of a tools box. I guess the full effect is lost on girls though.

I'd say it was the worst thing on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Don't tempt me to call you on that
I've seen some twisted shit...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Be my guest!*
Google it if you want! I wouldn't though.

*Raindance does not accept responsiblity for any mental anguish caused by 'being his guest'
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# have you seen the one
whre he sticks a cigaretted down his cock. lit end first?
that made me wince - and i don't even have boyparts.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# No
I have not. And I will wake up tomorrow feeling happy about that fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)
# THIS TURNED MY MILK BROWN YOU INCONSIDERATE BASTAD
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I like mine with man juice
(after school)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)
# hehe
Here have a pea. My first ever post here, too.


(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Haha!
1st frame: my workmates' "lifestyle".
2nd frame: mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# you eat shit from a toilet bowl?
how many times do i have to tell you to use a plate?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Ahh....
But plates don't have a self cleaning system built in ;)
(Bryn not Brian, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)
# That brown filth on the lower parts of my face is actually my beard.
Whether I eat shit from the bog or not is something I'll keep to myself, thankyouverymuch.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
# INTERNET RIGHT NOW=HATE.
GODDAMN I HAVE TO SLEEP SO HERE IS YOUR HATE,
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Ian Wright is on my box of Coco Pops
And he sure ain't on the other boxes in my Sainsbury's.

Klan Kellogs racist marketing, or is it me?
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# It's still a better name than Choco Krispies
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)