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# I do occasionally, but that used to be because I didn't have the beard
And a few people thought I was a girl.

It's not that we were talking, they just kind of lunged at me and I had no idea what was going on.

It probably doesn't help that me and a load of my friends make jokes about us bumming all the time.

Hell, even me and my brother joke about that.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# What does having a beard
have to do with getting hit on by other guys? Some people think I'm a boy. Or at least look like one. Hahah.

Just...out of nowhere? Like...*lunges at*?

Ahh...yeah...that might be part of it. Or it might be because you're so damn flamboyant.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I didn't have the beard when they hit on me.
That was my point.

And it was a dark club, someone fell on me and seemed to be angling towards me in a drunken fashion.

I was not impressed, as they fell on me, then tried to have their way with me.

Didn't even buy me a fucking drink first.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Hah
Remarkably, if I can be needlessly insulting for a moment, from the drawings and stuff in your profile you look like a slightly older version of a friend of mine.

He's a crossdresser.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Ha, awesome.
Either I must look old, or he is a confused child, as I'm only 18.

I wouldn't take offense to it, as I'm not a cross dresser, so it's all good in tha hood.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Well he's only 18 as well
He just looks more boyish, and girlish when he's dressed.

For some reason though a lot of young crossdressers have that type of really tight back blonde hair.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Fair enough :3
Well, if anyone ever sees me in a dress, I blame you, and only you for this.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Fair enough
Although personally if you were in a dress i'd be more inclined to punish you rather than t'other way.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Ooh, you're a bit like that then are you?
*wink wink*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# My friend is a crossdresser.
He is also large and black.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Now there's a few more differences there between me and him.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Hahah
yeah. He also moved, I think he's in institutionalized, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# He's in the band?
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Typing fail.
He's been institutionalized. Now I wanna listen to the song by Suicidal Tendencies.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Ahhh
I see.

Hahahah I don't why bu that is giving me IRL LOLZ. It might be the mental image I get. With you making all retarded faces, and drunken person giggling.

What a jerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# In fact, the retarded face and giggling was the other way around.
I was shocked and then nearly died laughing, as I was on cricket tour and was drinking rather heavily.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Ahahah
Okay.

Wayne's World is on. :D
Then Napolean Dynamite afterwards. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I love Wayne's World.
I might find the DVD later, I miss it so.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# We are not mental or anything.
So don't be afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)