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# Aldershot
Also Mother's Day is shit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# of course it's shit.
it'll only be good in my books once i've had a kid or two and they have enough cash to buy me something decent.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I didn't know you were writing a book as well
Although I don't see what having sex with minors has to do with the quality of national hoidays in your plot.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# very droll sir.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Indeed
Also Mother's Day is shit because I got nothing worthwhile done at all and by the time I got back I wasn't in the mood for writing.

This is going to be the slowest fucking novel ever.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# well you know there's always plagiarism.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# There is that
But then again it is already pretty much Hitchhiker's guide + Red Dwarf.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# aah.
you better start again then!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Thanks
You're really helping my pessimism and lack of structured work ethic!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# oh noes!
well really short of finding out where you live and standing over you with a cricket bat forcing youto work and such, theres not a lot i can do to help.
but i'm sure it' going to be a very nice book and that you will get a burst of energy/inpiratin/whatever and sit down and write tons!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Nay, I already did that.
To give you a pointlessly detailed description, I orginally thought up what could happen at the end of the very last chapter and thought that was a passable idea (I have ideas all the time and obviously I never actually do them).
Then for some reason I ended up sitting down and writing out the story for 14 hours a day for two weeks, with to prior plot or vague idea of where it was going.

Then I went back and looked at it and realised it was clinically unfunny, so i'm having to think up jokes.
I did put a chapter up somewhere....
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# still, it's something. better than having nothing and you have stuff done on paper which is always good!
chin up sir and all that! :)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# It's not on paper
I write on papyrus, using freshly squeezed squid ink.
Actually fuck that, I carve it by hand in stone tablets.
No bollocks to it, I erode the prose into the surface of cliffs across the land.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# you know what i mean! don't be so picky.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# No.
I never know what you mean, you're a jibbering mess of rabid confusion and drivel.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# oh ok :(
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# *pats on head*
*gives chocolate biscuit/sedative*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Also
www.fistoffun.net/downloads.htm

There's an interview with Richard Herring about Derek & Clive stashed in their too.
Amongst all the Lee, Herring, Eldon and Iannucci radio stuff.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)