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# Look deep into the Parker.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)
# YES Milady.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)
# But I'm a boy?
:(
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Oh I know you are, puss.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# With girly hair!
In fact I found a picture on my phone the other day where my hair looks really girly. Bah.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)
# It's lovely hair.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)
# 'ang on.
IN LONDON CAN SOMEONE FIND ME. OR ELSE I'LL STAND AT THE BAR GOING: "WHO THE FUCK ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE".

I'LL GET A "HELLO IVESB" TSHIRT PRINTED.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Whoops, didn't realise you'd replied.
I'll grab you when I see you. In a nonsexual way.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# You missed my sexy picture too!
:)
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)
# everything you dreamed of is in there.
rubies, lesbian ham...
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# I can make lesbian ham really quite easily.
All you need to do is fold it in a certain way and get a girl to lick it.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Things you couldn't dream of...
Like omlette.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# ah yes, i was things you couldn't dream of
I had Tundra on last night for a mate of mine, but I had to do some work while she was watching it. My memory is a useless vessel these days.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Haha, I'm taking this from the live show, it might be different.
Actually, I dream about omlette quite a lot. Some call me the omlette dreamer.

Okay then... what about Unicorns... With AIDS?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)
# or
pomegranates with muscles and name-badges beginning with the letter "U"
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)