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# i am monkey
i can't be milked
so stop trying.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Don't pretend you're not enjoying it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# i do enjoy it
i was hoping to make it more exciting by forbidding it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# It's worked.
*squeezes faster*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# 0_0
not too fast! friction burns!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Sorry, I forgot to lube.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# *puts milking stool away*
dammit you spoil all my fun!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# don't pout
you've still got your cattle prod
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# huzzah!
*licks*
ZZZZAAAP!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# YYYEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWW!!!
watch the voltage!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# how else do you think my hair stands up?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)