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# ZAK MCKRACKEN?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# BERT
BERT MCCRACKEN. L2READ n00b!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# FUCK OFF.
BERT MCCRACKEN COULDN'T DO SHIT AGAINST THE ALIEN MINDBENDERS
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# But he can sing gorgeously.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# BUT CAN HE TRAVEL TO MARS?
I DON'T THINK SO.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# He might be able to.
I haven't talked to him about that.

CAN YOU TRAVEL TO MARS!?
DIDN'T THINK SO!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I FUCKING CAN.
I'VE BEEN TO THE FACE ON MARS AND THE BUTT ON MERCURY.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# YOU TELL ME LIES
YOU TELL ME LIES SO I WILL LOVE YOU. IT DOES NOT WORK!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)