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# No I have it right here
In between testicle one and testicle two.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Which one is which?
Is the numbering system due to size or working your way left to right?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeybananaraffle, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# No
They are numbered by the number of times they had cameos in the popular sitcom 'Friends'. Number one wins as it dated Rachael for a full three episodes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# You only have two?
Loser.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# No
I said it was between one and two.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# One and a half?
Which half? Top or bottom? Left or right?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# fractionist!
What's wrong with quarters?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# That reminds me of a joke from school.
A guy goes to the doctor because he's woken up with three testicles. The doctor tells him it's fine and not to worry about it.

He's a bit weirded out by it all, and on the bus ride home turns to the guy next to him and say "Between the two of us we have five testicles".

I can't remember the punchline.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# "That's okay, I'm not really a nun"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Is it something to do with being on a bus with Take That?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)