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# You go west.
You find yourself in open woodland.
You are eaten by a grue.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Not the strangest chat up line I've ever heard...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Oh hai sexy la-OH MY CUNTING HELL, YOU'RE NOT A LADY.
HOW IS THAT ONE? :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I am not a shark, you mean young man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# :(
I don't know how interested in you I can be now I have heard this revalation..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Works for me
every time. I'm a sucker for text adventure seduction.

W
You are in a bar
BUY DRINK
You cannot buy a drink, your breath smells of farts.
EAT CRISPS
No you stupid fuck, crisps are not for you, fartmouth! Fartmouth! You are dead, you scored 3/200. Try again Y/N

*comes*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
I'm properly laughing at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)