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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Oooh
that's super gorgeous. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Bloody hell.
Nice luminence. Or whatever it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# woooooooow
*ooohs*
*aaaahs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Now what would really round the evening off would be a post by mofaha.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
spooky!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# I say we rename 11:21 pm MOFAHA O'CLOCK
forever.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Naaa
I'd have to buy new clocks!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# true :(
Even so, I am being kept entertained by the thought of a cuckoo coming out at 11:21 and going 'moFAha! moFAha! moFAha!'
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# "If you build it, he will come."
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# spidey!
you okay?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Yes!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# OOH, GHOSTIE.
I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO ASK ABOUT BOARDING ARRANGEMENTS.

I MAY BE SWINGING BY THE BASH, AS I'M FEELING COOL. :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# whatever esle he says, you'll need to bring a printer
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# So we can make printer babies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Fucking COME.
Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# You know, I think I just did.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# PARTIALPISS!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# WHITE WEEWEE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# + in my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Not mine.
Yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# all my dreams are coming true.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# You catch.
I shout SAAAAAHHHHHWING BADDABADDABADDA and crouch behind you expectantly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# You go west.
You find yourself in open woodland.
You are eaten by a grue.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Not the strangest chat up line I've ever heard...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Oh hai sexy la-OH MY CUNTING HELL, YOU'RE NOT A LADY.
HOW IS THAT ONE? :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I am not a shark, you mean young man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# :(
I don't know how interested in you I can be now I have heard this revalation..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Works for me
every time. I'm a sucker for text adventure seduction.

W
You are in a bar
BUY DRINK
You cannot buy a drink, your breath smells of farts.
EAT CRISPS
No you stupid fuck, crisps are not for you, fartmouth! Fartmouth! You are dead, you scored 3/200. Try again Y/N

*comes*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
I'm properly laughing at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Yeah no probs, I'll add you to the list.
EDIT: You may want to add yourslef to the list. Not for organisational purposes, it just makes me look popular:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# WAHOO.
*sets moneys aside*

I'm not sure how much moneys I have saved, but they should be enough for a ridiculously cheap bus to and from London, hotel costlings, and a few beerses :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I'll buy you a beer.
I promise you this right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# I too will buy the creator of balloonkitties a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I LOVE YOU BOTH EQUALLY :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# megabus is worth looking at.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I love that there is a company called Megabus.
it's just so beautifully simple... we have buses, we are awesome. Fuck the lot of you.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Hahahaha excellent.
Why aren't you in advertising?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I was thinking about them :)
I'll be there with bells on!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# If I can't confirm that I'm coming for quite a while,
would I still be likely to be able to get a room?
Or would I have to drink myself into a stupor and find a convenient alleyway?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I'm sure we can work something out.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Oh dear, it's like being back at bible camp.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# or that time when I had really nasty constipation
*badum psh*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Except the crosses are the other way up:)
nighty 'ningles all. Bed and Family Guy awaits.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# You spelt gay wrong
LOLOLRnvcjvckancsnvrnewvjkdasli
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Utterly fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Brilltastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# you get better and better and better and better and better
then maybe a little worse, but it's okay because you've got a cold or something I dunno, you don't say, but it's okay, because your standards are usually high and everyone slips up sometimes then you get better again and better and even better i like this woo yay woo.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# ^this
I currently put him somewhere around the 4th better in the cycle.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# stage six is estimated to arrive some time around christmas next year
to coincide with the Second Coming of Mutated Monty.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Ashally
where's monty these days? He hardly ever posts.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# He has ascended into the firmament*
*cheap satellite tv programmes
Ashally, I don't know :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
calm down dear, it's only a website :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Michael Winner?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# SO YOU SAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# You think it's a joke?
OBSERVE MY FLARED NOSTRILS AND THINK AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# BIG AS A MULE, BIGGER!
*clutches duck fearfully*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# like a red rag to a bull
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# where's your post?
i can't see it
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# 


\    /
 \()/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# ~~~~\o/ ~~~~~/\~~~~
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Hahah
fucking YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# crap.
NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
that's fantastic, in a '80's solarised pop video' kind of way*


*is a compliment


edit: you need to make a tutorial, or send me the photoshop file or something, cos even though i don't want to rip this off, i do want to figure out how you did it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Hmmm
maybe I'll put a tutorial together at some point. You know how disorganized I am though so don't hold your breath :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# 1) be born with prodigious talent
2) spend years training in traditional media
3) buy photoshop
4) KITTIN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# hello sexy

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# HEY THERE, SHINY FACE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Hi
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# HEY THERE RAGBOY
Ah, I'm going to check for updates...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Touchdown!
Wonderful stuff. Don't stop invetigating!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# That one works rather decently.
Gold star
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# WOAH
 
even more fantastic than usual!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I think someone needs to teach her
how to put make up on.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Haha
good to have you back :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# looks like twiggy!
IT'S FUCKING SHITE*, GOD HOW DARE YOU MAKE SO MANY SHITE* PICTURES!


*replace shite with brilliant ;)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# He got served.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# oooo i like that!
i share my birthday with twiggy, and mama cass and francis farmer...a friend said i'm a mix of all of them..:D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# *pisses bob dylan-ness*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# These are just effing lovely!
I am often in awe! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# That one is defintely ace.
The best for ages out of a generally very high standard. It's the blue layer that does it, although I couldn't precisely say how.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# I'd take a uneducated guess along the lines of
it's becuase it's the inverse of what the correct shading there should be where it should meet the black background, so it manages to border the image without it standing out and clashing horribly.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Good golly!
Thats fantastic. Have many many woos good man.
(I helped save b3ta! Cliff Apparently enjoys fishing for leopards on weekends, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)