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# Blimey.
Did you smack her round the head with a copy of the Highway Code?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)
# no, just talked in a quiet voice.
We also enjoyed her scream of "Christ, come quick, there's some kind of new breed of scorpion in the kitchen."

We found her on a kitchen counter, avoiding the earwig on the floor.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Haha!
Speaking as someone who spent several nights in earwig infested tents, they're quite harmless.
Just very annoying.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)