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At the end of the world, there will only be two creatures remaining:

Cockroaches and Denizens.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:30, archived)

Hahahaha

Wicked.

Anyone here tried snorting aerosol, and did it work?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)

Years ago, but it was lighter gas and there was teeth involved.

All that happened was I got very dizzy and then was sick. Stick to weed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)

Solvent abuse

has the highest first-use death rate of any substance-abuse thing.*

In other news, they are thinking of taking 3 lane motorways (3 lanes x speed limit 70 = 210 carmiles per hour) and at heavy use times, changing it to 4 lanes (using hard shoulder) at a 50mph limit (4 lanes x 40 mph = 200 carmiles per hour).

How's that going to improve traffic flow?

*excluding, for example, napalm abuse and snorting cyanide.

Enormous edit for justice: OP made me glee. How can the denizens have such a arnage of expressions with such limited features? They are happymaking.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)

Perhaps they're relying on the fact that noone pays attention to speed limits on motorways

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)

One of my co-workers

was genuinely surprised to learn that the speed limit on motorways is 70. She thought it varied by lane and the fastest lane was "120 or something like that".

She's been driving for about 8 years.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:49, archived)

Blimey.

Did you smack her round the head with a copy of the Highway Code?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)

no, just talked in a quiet voice.

We also enjoyed her scream of "Christ, come quick, there's some kind of new breed of scorpion in the kitchen."

We found her on a kitchen counter, avoiding the earwig on the floor.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)

Haha!

Speaking as someone who spent several nights in earwig infested tents, they're quite harmless.
Just very annoying.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)

Hehehehe!

I really do think you should have a range of denizens for purchase from the shop. Little cuddly ones, or ones with sticky feet. I'd love a couple to sit on my monitor.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)

As soon as I find a way to produce/distribute them.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)

*rubs thighs*

I'm feeling very covetous now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)

You take a mummy denizen and a daddy denizen

And, if they love each other very much...

(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)

Er...

I think my post just combined with the Captain's in strange and unexpected ways.

(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)

Tribbles all over again...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)

Hahahaha!

That is full of win! :D

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..wil, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)

Always there with the lols!

:D

Edit - sorry for cross-boarding, but there is a nugget of pure win just popped up on links:
www.b3ta.com/links/Food_fight for them as is interested...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)

Zounds!

Thank yeee...

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..wil, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)

Awesome

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