I sent it in
and they sent me this ship-carrying horse.

I asked it what its name was. It said 'Brian 'Horse' Horse'.
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binster,
Tue 27 Nov 2001, 16:33,
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I photocopied the pink glowing biscuit men and sent them in
and they sent me this

it says its name is maureen. not sure what the point of it is, though
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automatton52 Grumpy old goth,
Tue 27 Nov 2001, 17:32,
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Scarey
The scariest part is, my mum's name is actually Maureen. No word of a lie.
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binster,
Wed 28 Nov 2001, 3:29,
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