I'm far too agressive sexually to be a blow up doll.
Although I did own one for a while, she was an old lady blow up doll. I called her Reenee.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:43,
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obviously you stood out among your fellow students
you were voted "most likely not to live out life as an inanimate sex toy"
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Aphex The Mink Snackless,
Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:47,
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