
The male roo strode into the Sydney zoo....and to his surprise...he saw a great delight to his eyes.....he had never SEEN a female of his species before....her hair smelled of feces, she stunk of kangaroo sweat, and her eyes were clogged with kangaroo eye gunk. She was a sight to behold...

She looked out of her enclosure. Who was that coming? Femalearoo had never seen a male before....he was so macho....his red speedo and tight white shirt made him look very sexy. Just what her ad was asking for! But why had he come here...?

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She looked out of her enclosure. Who was that coming? Femalearoo had never seen a male before....he was so macho....his red speedo and tight white shirt made him look very sexy. Just what her ad was asking for! But why had he come here...?
