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# Roo Soap Opera, Part 2
The male roo strode into the Sydney zoo....and to his surprise...he saw a great delight to his eyes.....he had never SEEN a female of his species before....her hair smelled of feces, she stunk of kangaroo sweat, and her eyes were clogged with kangaroo eye gunk. She was a sight to behold...


She looked out of her enclosure. Who was that coming? Femalearoo had never seen a male before....he was so macho....his red speedo and tight white shirt made him look very sexy. Just what her ad was asking for! But why had he come here...?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:45, archived)
# hehe
i am now eating fried sausagemeat.

it is not very nice.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:48, archived)
# i am now
eating peperami hot
it IS very nice
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:51, archived)
# i am now eating
the pizza.

Which is nice enough.

I can confirm that there is no penguin in it.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:54, archived)
# Is ti
pickled?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:00, archived)
# Ha!
I like your style...
New, fresh, pushing the envelope.
Like a punk salad spinner.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:54, archived)