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# muahahaha
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:42, archived)
# because the semi-porn I was already reading
wasn't bad enough?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:44, archived)
# yeah
it lowers your IQ this way
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:45, archived)
# playgirl is really unpleasant
it's full of greasy, overly muscled and tanned men with shaved chests.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:48, archived)
# lol
i didn't think topless nun dyke sluts suited you, i can change it if you like :-)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:51, archived)
# it's not like
those are the only two options in the porn world. I prefer something between those two, I think.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:53, archived)
# i quite like playgirl
its not really smutty, but does lower your IQ nicely, you don't look like a lesbian, so thats out, i could just chop you onto someone elses body, but the angle is crap for that, leaving us back at playgirl
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:59, archived)
# what else do you quite like?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:04, archived)
# where do you want me to start?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:06, archived)
# by
explaining how you can say I "don't look like a lesbian"
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:08, archived)
# its not how i see you
you have a bf, you don't seem to attracted to girls, and well, you arn't

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(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:12, archived)
# fine
then
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:27, archived)
# lol-thats-ok-then
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:29, archived)
# must
you have the last word?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:34, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:38, archived)
# but
I want it.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:43, archived)
# well
you'll have to try harder than that
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:46, archived)
# I
like it hard
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:49, archived)
# hmmm
i like it fast

and dirty.......
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:52, archived)
# I
like pizza.

and ice cream.

and kittens, but only stripey ones.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:58, archived)
#
www.ratemykitten.com/?kitten=39715

do you like my tigggercat?

i like pizza, err, wasting much money on stuff i destroy, err, porn...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 7:02, archived)
# not as much
as I like my stripey cats.

even the one who has sex with shoes.


edit: I must surrender the computer to it's rightful owner for a few minutes, but you have not won. I will be back.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 7:18, archived)
# mmmm
shoe fucking pussy

that would go nicely in a google search
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 7:20, archived)
# did
you find anything?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 7:52, archived)
# nsfw
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 7:54, archived)
# refering to your earlier post
you like destroying porn?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 7:59, archived)
# no
i_like_wasting_money_on_stuff_to_destroy.

and_i_like_porn
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 8:01, archived)
# destroying porn
might be fun. we used several magazines with titles like "wet" that we found hidden in a newly purchased used van to start a campfire. that was sorta fun.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 8:06, archived)
# oooh, you rebel
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 8:15, archived)
# oooh,
you smell
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 8:22, archived)
# fuck, that was quick
i went in the shower 1/2 hour ago.

it must be you
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 8:24, archived)
# maybe
it's your cat.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 8:33, archived)
# nah he's out
he'll bring a rats nest home later
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 8:37, archived)
# maybe
he's peed in the corner
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 8:38, archived)
# nah
he's trained to piss in next doors garden
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 8:43, archived)
#
lovely
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 8:50, archived)