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# 2 and 5 is SAYME
also, *yiff*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# *yiffs you right up*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# you yiffing bastard.
*yiffs in the face*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# *ties you up*
*yiffs again*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# When Yiff finds out about this
he's going to yiff you in the yiffing yiffer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# *yiffs without invitation*
*dresses as a tiger and proffers rear end in a highly disturbing fashion*
Who love kitty?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Yiffs!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Awwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# ok cat owners
where's the best place to have a cat whilst typing? Mine always wants to sit on the keyboard and i can't convince her that anywhere else is better
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Oh god....
.....
.....
ontheendofmycock
.....
THERE! I FUCKING SAID IT
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# s'alright
she's sat on the missus' jacket licking her arse now. THanks for the tip tho.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)
# LIES!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Like the little baby penis in your coat pocket
you have too little hair to be attempting this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I have loads of hair
I steal it from the hairdressers and rub it in my cock
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I had my hair cut recently.
She asked me if I wanted to keep it.



Funnily enough, no. If I wanted it, I wouldn't have asked her to cut it off. I'm not my own daughter having her first hair cut, am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# it's been 16 months since my last hair cut
17 since my last shave....

*hordes cardboard box*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Ooooh show me beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# i'm most proud of my handle bar tasche!
i wanna be a kung-fu master
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Fucking A
I must see this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)