two commuters and a penguin and a copy of Heat magazine and a dancer walk into a pubone commuter orders a pint of guinness
the other orders a scotch
the penguin orders a strawberry daquiri
the copy of Heat magazine orders a whisky
the dancer orders a coke
'why are you getting a coke?' asks one of the commuters
'ah I'm working tonight' she replies
'oh okay'
'that'll be £10.45 please' says the barman
'I've got this,' says the other commuter
'anybody got 50p?'
'I have,' says the penguin
I forget the punchline...
(the other orders a scotch
the penguin orders a strawberry daquiri
the copy of Heat magazine orders a whisky
the dancer orders a coke
'why are you getting a coke?' asks one of the commuters
'ah I'm working tonight' she replies
'oh okay'
'that'll be £10.45 please' says the barman
'I've got this,' says the other commuter
'anybody got 50p?'
'I have,' says the penguin
I forget the punchline...
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Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:37,
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