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bloody grauniad

it's not funny if nobody's laughing OR understanding it,you japes.

From the Make Newspaper Comics Funny challenge. See all 439 entries (closed)

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)

Sounds fair.

If the audience are commuters, then make commutery jokes, no?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)

please

tell me what a 'commutery joke' is,or give example.
or gtfo

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)

I was on the tube

and i saw a tramp so a punched him in the face.

Now that's what i call Oyster card!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)

hah

-laughs uproariously and waves copy of the FT in joy-

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)

hahahahaha!!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)

This

is actually the funniest joke on here in days.

*quickly texts to London lite*

(the noggin causes laxative effects, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)

Isn't the challenge to make them funny?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)

i don't

care.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)

Ah but do you know how to type capitals?

*Tut*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)

Is anyone else...

...disappointed with this weeks compo?
I've never been so bored on b3ta! :(

(hotrodzombie, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)

two commuters and a penguin and a copy of Heat magazine and a dancer walk into a pub

one commuter orders a pint of guinness
the other orders a scotch
the penguin orders a strawberry daquiri
the copy of Heat magazine orders a whisky
the dancer orders a coke
'why are you getting a coke?' asks one of the commuters
'ah I'm working tonight' she replies
'oh okay'
'that'll be £10.45 please' says the barman
'I've got this,' says the other commuter
'anybody got 50p?'
'I have,' says the penguin

I forget the punchline...

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)

An englishman an irishman and a scotsman get on the number 86 bus from Waterloo to Islington

...and the Englishman says...

...nothing at all, it's 7 in the morning for fucks sake., and even if it were a time of day when people wern't feeling like utter shit, he wouldn't say anything anyway for fear of being seen as an absolute raving loon.

I'm available for weddings, bar mitzvahs and funerals.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)

i'll hire.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)

I'll book you for a funeral.

Yours.

(wahey!)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)

Is that some kind of death threat?

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)

Yeah!