Dunno, but if I caught him spray-painting my house
I'd kick him in the knackers.
that was a close run thing - the 'l' key being next to the 'k' when writing 'kick' - only just noticed before hitting 'post'...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:08,
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