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# If that shark was quite big
I'd imagine living in his mouth would be quite comfy, as long as he didn't eat me and I could sort of...hide in a gill while he was eating.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Youre weird ;)
How do Cap'n Wow?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# 'Ow do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# but where would you keep the furniture?
and what about mains electricty and plumbing?

These things have to be considered when living in a marine critter
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# No, you'd camp.
Sort of. But without the tent, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I'm not sure I could go all camp and tentless personally
sounds rather a recipie for disaster :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# See, you're thinking about this inside the box.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# there's always some kind of box referentiality going on somewhere
you're right, but you see, I don't consider fish in my housing needs, what I think about is how many tins of tomato soup I can stack on top of other tins of tomato soup and to what height I can reach, additionally, I have to ponder the time dilation between the highest point of the tower of soup and the base of this mighty tower thus leading to a situation where the soup at the bottom is out of date before the soup at the top, this will of course mean that I have a slow creep of out of date soup into the upper atmosphere.

The consequences of this are not yet fully understood.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Imagine.
That's an excellent point, I hadn't considered that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# most people haven't can you believe it!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Christ, how boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Plus rent
I wouldnt imagine sharks to be understanding as far as late rent is concerned
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# No, he'd be a nice shark, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# sharks aren't nice,
they're all cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Bollocks.
Sharks are lovely, they're just misunderstood. Imagine what chickens think of us?

Leopard sharks like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# They were only trying befriend you,
to tempt you closer for a feeding frenzy.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# NO
They are my babies. I love them almost as much as crocodiles and xenomorphs. Oh, and bears.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# That's probably one of the strangest responses I've seen on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# really
that in itself is a statement of some significance
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I don't say it lightly.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# These things just occur to me.
I'm sure everyone else thinks these sorts of things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# No they dont......
Or do they ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I am perfectly normal, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# we should write tdown these thoughts when having them
into some kind of compendium of immediate ideas

and erm

I dunno, I dunno what comes next?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Profit
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# We rub butter into Rob
until he gives us the Telly Powers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# if I had telly powers I'd most likely use them for evil
:o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I'd use them for courting Freema Agyeman.
By courting I sort of mean forcing. But only if she doesn't agree to it. So there's choice there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)