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# I am wearing my lovely new b3ta t shirt as jimjams.
Well, wandering around jimjams. not sleepy jimjams. They is different.

Also, coppers have arrived. Stern faced lady copper giving the big lad a good talking to, from the looks of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# hot?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Hard to tell.
Massive coat and vest and hat and everything.

Dead short.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# YOU, thilly!
oh, you. You're thilly.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# See, now you've got 'I'm Thuper' in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Perhaps they're actually filming a porno?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I have both hands on the keyboard, so no.
Sorry, that was a bit graphic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Is this like the hanging up seaweed to tell if it's raining thing?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Yes. If I'm not wanking, there's no porn going on near me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Understood.
Can I buy a miniature version of you to use as a detector around the house?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# If only.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# I'll have to go back to training dogs to smell the crusty semen.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Cats'd probably do it anyway.
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# Take pictures with flash.
A lot. And shout "Rodney King is watching you copper". A lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# I happen to be in possession of a sizeable quantity
of marijuana.

Now is not the time to start pissing about with coppers, especially one that's managed to frighten a very large, pissed lad.

Anyway, I think they're off now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Ah I know what you mean.
I remember returning from the pub, drunk ( what?) down Shepherd's Bush road, nearing home, seeing two guys breaking the window of the antiques shop and robbing the contents. I chased one of them for ages, discarding my leather motorcycle jacket for streamlining ( and remembering afterwards that I had 4 bottles of Bud in the pockets ). Anyway, I caught him on Blythe road just as his mate turned up claiming I was a skinhead racist beating them up. As a crowd gathered and it got nasty ( guy I had hold of was a Pakistani and I was bald an wearing 18 hole Docs ) the old bill turned up in a car with my mate in the back ( who could not then get out again )
Cut a long story short ( too late you cry ) They were arrested but I was very drunk and took offense in the station to the spotty kid that was interviewing me. I too got arrested and spent the night in the cell for being a local hero who hates smarmy kids coppers.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I wouldn't have lost the jacket.
I try not to get involved, anymore. Last time I did that the lad was on something bloody mental and he cracked my eye socket.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# I hate getting involved and always say 'never again'
but it's the soldier in me. Less think, more do.
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# If I even try and do I get sat on by bigger boys now.
I'm a terrier, but I'm kept on a very short lead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# You'ld have little trouble with me.
Too old fashioned ( and even chauvinistic ). I've had my arse kicked by a woman because I won't do more than try not to be hit. I like feisty women, but you need to heel when told ( for safety reasons )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Hence the sitting.
And also the not going out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)