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Anyone who works in marketing or advertising, kill yourself, now.
No seriously, kill yourself

/Hicks
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:50, archived)
# Madam,
Would you care for a stroll down to the trout pond, methinks the moonlight glinting from the water would compliment your eyes most perfectly.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:02, archived)
# Sir!
Your invitation is kind, but I feel my father would not approve. We have known each other but for a day.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Ah but what a day.
A thousand lifetimes have passed since I last looked at your face and have grieved countless time in your passing.
Just a small walk.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:22, archived)
# I cannot refuse you any longer
I think your riding breeches have persuaded me.
What an adventure we shall have by the trout pond.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:24, archived)