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# Yes,
and say things like 'why, Mr.Ludloe, what would father say.'


Right, I think it might be time for a 'Bronte' day.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:52, archived)
# you're all have to go riding horses across the moor
and my young sister will run off with that unsuitable chap from the Army.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:07, archived)
# ooh
is my name ok, I've never, erm, actualy read bronte, and I'm american.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:08, archived)
# Perfect
You can be the American with the mysterious past who has come to England. We true aristocrats will probably look down our noses at you as we doubt that your title is real. You'll end up marrying the best bloke though.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:11, archived)
# aww
I wanted to be the govorness who gets the secret inheritance. (as long as someone rips my bodice open, I'll be pretty happy though.)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:14, archived)
# you couldn't possibly be a governess if you're a countess!
My sense of social customs has been grossly offended!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:18, archived)
# I couldn't possibly spell it either.
I'm only here as a governess because I don't know that my real father, the count, is on his deathbed. Hence the pending inheritance.

edit: would that be more acceptable?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Your name,
is fine it means you have considerable qualities that make you highly desirable to Horse boot wearing cads like myself.
Money and titles, mainly, not to mention your large assets.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:13, archived)
# hehe, you said both "tit" and "ass"
/resumes character
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:16, archived)