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# I would like some spinning biscuits.
I imagine you need to strap yourself into some sort of one-man centrifuge in order to eat them without making a mess.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# nah, what you need is a contra rotating room
to balance it out

to stop your house being destroyed you have to have the house rotate in an opposite manner to the room.

There are no flaws in this plan.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Inside my mind I am seeing a room within a room within a room, all spinning about like some crazy gyroscope,
with a small cluster of assorted biscuits hovering perpetually in the middle.

It is a beautiful vision, and one that I shall fondly reminisce over as I fall asleep tonight.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# if it gives you the mother of all recuring nightmares
please don't blame me :D
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)