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# BACON MOLECULES ARE GETTING IN MY EYES!
HELP!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# quick!
apply a sucking motion!

this mans eyes must be sucked! stat!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# *applies suction*
oh noes my eyes went in the vacuumnum :(
MY EYES ARE TOO LONG!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# oh no
a bad case of longeye

at least you'll be able to identify distant objects more easily :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# i can see my feet better :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# cool
it's good to be on good terms with your feets

you never know where they might take you and you could need them in a hurry
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# my feet are currently broken :(
they're all blistered and horrid
i may goto the doctors later - ingrowing toenails also, for some reason the feeling in my feet has returned and i do not like it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)