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# kh, you move house and don't have a interweb for a month...
...then finally get online, play around with a photoshop idea that occurred to you after refusing yet another free paper thrust at you by an over-insistent 'vendor' on your commute home and find you've just missed a very appropriate image challenge.

Oh well, hope you like it anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! sanityclause is waiting until, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# mention your medication to the insistent
and then fail to find it
and be "fuck fuck, last time I forgot the medication it was armed police.. fuck.. fuck fuck fuck FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME (staring at nothing)" and so forth :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I like this plan
but instead of mentioning it to said insistent, mention it to ANYONE, or indeed EVERYONE :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# especially passing popes!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# who will promptly piss in your tea!
...aah, it's too soon for a repost.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# passing popes piss predictably
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# woo!
I agree. It is SHIT. and it makes me DEPRESSED.

thelondonpaper is much better. If only for the cartoons.

Well, cartoon. The Omnipresent = shit. Em = awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I am back from being out.
I come back a little bit pissed and with a headache.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# you brought back a headache?
i usually bring back men.

or at least a kebab.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I brought back a man, but it's asleep on the sofa
and I didn't go OUT out, just to a mates where I had wine and was silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# but
what about the kebab?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I had ice cream instead.
It was lovely...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# i love ice cream
but it hurts :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Tell it to use more lube
next time
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# lube is no good
those chocolate chips can really do some damage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
#
thanks. shame I wasn't about a week and a half earlier...
(I helped save b3ta! sanityclause is waiting until, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I work seconds from Oxford Circus and pass three of those bastards getting to the Toob every evening.
If I want to go up to you and get a paper I will do it. GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FUCKING FREAK - I KNOW HOW TO PUT MY FUCKING ARM OUT AND GET A PAPER. I DON'T NEED YOU TO SHOVE IT UNDER MY FUCKING NOSE TO KNOW HOW TO GET PAPERS.

In other words: I like (and empathise with) this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# shit litters
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)