b3ta.com board

Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 8154195 (Thread)

I know what you mean.

to be very honest if I had to rely on 9-5 employment working in drudgery I would be on the dole. I simply can not work to anyone else's schedule than the one I set nor can I have people telling me what I should be doing. I know what I should be doing.
I'm told I'm a good boss though. I have very exacting standards and don't accept the same mistake twice but I'm generous when good workers make my life easy.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)

Got anything I can do from Derby

or only travelling a few days a week to?

I'm surprisingly more multi-talented than I commonly let on

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)

if you can use a tape measure

a dewalt and a jigsaw without cutting your hands off I might give you a go on the BA contract at Birmingham International. I'm sure the boys will need coffee and sarnies ;)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

Pfffft

I can more than look after myself with DIY, but I'm certainly not qualified (/experienced) to work professionally.

Also, I'm pretty sure you'd only have to fire me after the second time you 'accidently' got sawdust in your sarnie after making that request.
I do make a mean sarnie, but if I'm not even going to get angry sex with the ex-boss I don't see it being worth the commuting.

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

haha.

I'll have to see my accountant and ask him what the tax breaks are for 'office harlot' ;)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)

My work have a nasty habit of chucking people in at the deep end

which is kind of what's happened to me. 6 months on, I've got the hang of it, am still a little unsure but godo at my job nevertheless. Which is bad, because working well gets rewarded with More Stuff To Do. Bastards.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)

I seem to have posted that in the wrong place

but I guess it worked, kinda.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)

I have no idea.

To be honest, if I didn't have you lot to tell this stuff to I'd probably just carve each word into consecutive passers by with a thin knitting needle.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

b3ta is great to unload on. Though

I'm still very subjective about what I say. I have actually had a seriously bad month involving deaths, suicide and numerous cancers. All the fodder that gives your average b3tan glee to take the piss out of.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)

Crikey, yes, I see what you mean.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)

My friend Dave, who I gre up with

as he lived next door, Hung himself on Sunday last week. He was a successful gymnasium owner but women fucked him up. The reason it is hard to tell b3ta is that it was in Cardiff. WALES! WTF is up with that place?
It was too near to the Bridgend stuff for me to dare to tell b3ta last week.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)

It's half the reason I struggle to understand why you can come on sometimes just to be cuntish

It may not be the right forum but some people really do see this place like a bit of a twisted community. I've met some of my best friends on here.
Hell, someone that is turning out to be nothing less than a soul mate (should I give in and buy into such ridiculous concepts) I first spoke to on here.

The rules are a bit odd, basically because there aren't any! but I'd struggle to be my often careless self in the face of what I suspected to be genuine 'real life' issues.

(

I don't come here to be cuntish.

I come here wanting a bit of fun and a nice time. It is spiteful haters and idiots who drive me to being outspoken.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

I'm really sorry to hear that, sir.

*proffers foaming pint of ale*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)

cheers. *guzzles*

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)